Everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow.
Oh, where we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo!

Stop it. Stop! Stop right this instant! What do you think
you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody
does NOT have a water buffal! We're going to get nasty letters saying,
"Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you
prepared to deal with that? I don't think so!

So, maybe we do not have a water buffalo but we have the next best thing. You know, kids that dump out all of your things as your packing them and then use the containers as a swimming pool. Silly kids!